Young successful Man looking for female personal trainer (Back Bay)
Monday 2:03pm
Hi my name is Mike. I’m not the thinnest person. I’m also not the most built. I’m morbidly obese. I’m exaggerating but that’s where I’m heading if I don’t loose 400 pounds. I tried getting a personal trainer in my area but there are only guy trainers and I am looking for a female trainer. Preferably young and fit. Tight abs. Tight thighs. I can start training IMMEDIATELY.
Wednesday 8:13pm
It’s been two days and no one has answered my add. I am willing to pay $40 an hour for a FEMALE personal trainer. Tight body. Please. I’m dangerously fat.
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Saturday 4:54pm
Saturday 4:54pm
No one? No one is interested?! The comments about the tight abs and tight thighs were because I want those things and I just felt like if my trainer had shitty abs and thighs she wouldn’t be able to help me much. I’ll take any woman. That was just my ideal. Any woman at all.
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Sunday 8:12pm
Sunday 8:12pm
I’m gay, alright. I didn’t want to have to publicize my sexuality but I guess I don’t get a choice in this. I’M GAY. I want a female personal trainer specifically so it’s NOT sexual.
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Thursday 2:30am
Thursday 2:30am
I’m gonna die of fatness and its all your fault, all of you people who are on her just to look at nude pics of dicks. If that’s what it takes to get some responses around here! Below is a picture of my dick.
Thursday 2:40am
Okay, I shouldn’t have posted my dick. I reiterate I’m not looking for anything sexual just somebody to help me stay alive, I haven’t stood up from this chair in three days.
Monday 4:00am
I am no longer looking for responses. I have cut myself and am letting the fat spill out. Thanks a lot internet.
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